Where Does Yahoo Find This Stuff?

There's a simple, inexpensive way to settle this: simply ask the athlete's father, "When your daughter was born, did the physician or nurse who delivered the baby say anything remotely similar to, 'It's a, um, you know. Yeah. It's a gi--wait. Okay. Yeah. It's a girl. Is it? It could be . . . no. Yeah, it's a girl?'"

If it sounded anything like that, then she may very well be a he in disguise. Then again, they could save even more time and just ask the runner if she shaves that mustache every day. If indeed she does shave her face every day, she may be a he.

Man Detained at Newark Airport

Apparently, Yahoo finds the following newsworthy: the actor you've never heard of, Shaka-kanh, was detained at Newark International Airport and, as a result, is now threatening to limit his trips to the US.

It also appears that Shaka-kanh is under the impression that we actually give a shit how often he visits the US.

I can't be the only one who, upon finding the above, thought, "Who f*cking cares?"

[Disclaimer: The author read absolutely none of the actual news coverage beyond what was available on the front page of Yahoo.com. Despite the mention of his detention at Newark Airport, Shaka-kanh may be threatening to limit his trips to the US due to his being completely unfamiliar with indoor plumbing, which is available everywhere stateside as opposed to what the author hear's they've got over there in India. Unlikely, but completely possible.]