Thursday, August 20, 2009

Where Does Yahoo Find This Stuff?


There's a simple, inexpensive way to settle this: simply ask the athlete's father, "When your daughter was born, did the physician or nurse who delivered the baby say anything remotely similar to, 'It's a, um, you know. Yeah. It's a gi--wait. Okay. Yeah. It's a girl. Is it? It could be . . . no. Yeah, it's a girl?'"

If it sounded anything like that, then she may very well be a he in disguise. Then again, they could save even more time and just ask the runner if she shaves that mustache every day. If indeed she does shave her face every day, she may be a he.

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